Holiday Edition - Offensive Crayons
Holiday Edition - Offensive Crayons
Holiday Edition - Offensive Crayons
Holiday Edition - Offensive Crayons
Holiday Edition - Offensive Crayons
Holiday Edition - Offensive Crayons
Holiday Edition

Holiday Edition

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Reflect on the misery that the holiday season brings your life with colors that perfectly compliment it.In the spirit of capitalism, celebrate the season with colors that accurately reflect the awkwardness of the holiday season. We promise this set is a marginally better gift than the $10 Starbucks card you planned to give Janet in accounting.

  • 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
  • Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”
  • Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China (aka. “Santa’s elves”)
  • OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)

Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Crayons are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.

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