Steve D.
They were well received by the recipient (gift)
nicole l.
came a little later than i thought, but good product
Joshua D.
Very high quality pens. The highest quality. Very good. Bigly good.
ATHENA B.
These pens are amazing, I'm looking for excuses to write so I can use them.
Laiza A.
I am a school supply freak, and an avid insulter of people’s feelings in my office so this is the perfect set of pens for me. I’ll be buying 4 more for my favorite also-shithead coworkers.
Katherine N.
I think I’ve purchased four sets, and given away every pen because I can’t stand the begging. Completely undignified. The pens brighten every a$$hole’$ day, and it’s important to share that $hit. Where’s the next set, b!tches??
Ayon N.
Each pen has a great saying and they're clickey-tops, which are the best kind of pen.
Kimberly B.
These are a gift for a friend, so I haven't used them, but they arrived quickly and as advertised.
Customer
Needs more expletives and insults! For example: "PER MY LAST FUCKING EMAIL...DOLT!"
Beth M.
Cute pens! Perfect for gifts.
Ellen M.
I bought these pens to hand out to workplace colleagues as private little smiles. Everyone I gave one to loved it.
JAIMEE V.
these were a surprise for my daughter - she loves them and wants to get sets for all her project members!
William C.
Got these as a birthday present for a co-worker. He was quite amused and said he uses exactly those phrases on a regular basis at work.
Lisa G.
My friend LOVED the pens I got him to use at his new job!
David S.
Great quality, great service and shipping.
Bridget N.
Ordered these for a co-worker friend and she LOVES them (as I knew she would!)
Pinelopi A.
My boyfriend was on the verge of a breakdown cause he was getting screwed over at work time and time again. These pens certainly didn't fix the situation but they cheered him up a lot. He's now using them at work daily...he's a teacher.
Mark -.
I ordered the pens, they showed up, not clear why I've received 3 emails asking me to review the purchase.
Amanda W.
The sayings are hilarious. Pens work great.
Doug R.
Perfect gifts for the bowling team!
Lori M.
I love these! They are nice looking, and they write really well. The sayings on them are funny!. All around great pen !!
Carlos C.
Are good pens to share your mood with your partners. They write well and are so light.
Only I had a little problem: a delay. But now it's all OK and can write with anger, so, it was a good purchase.
Katherine N.
Offensive Crayons are my kind of assholes, and every asshole needs a pen that adequately reflects said assholishness. I must admit that the pens aren't as offensive as I would like, but I know that our friends will not let us down with future pens. We don't want moderate assholery. We want epic assholery. (Oh, and the pens are comfortable to hold, and they write smoothly.)
Susan M.
I love you guys ( I figure you must be of the male persuasion cuz only a guy would come up with this idea - and it’s hilarious!) Who wouldn’t want to use a pen that says “For Fucks Sake”? . Thanks for the laughs!
Andrew O.
I got a set for both me and my wife. We love them!
Customer
A fist full of sarcasm!!! (I accidentally left yellow at home). I love my pens! I think you guys have only scratched the surface and need to produce more!!
Angela R.
Great quality. I love the phrases.
Kim L.
Best crayons ever :)
Joan H.
Love the comments on the pens, and was thrilled to find that they write well, too!
Matt L.
They write well and THAT'S NOT MY JOB and FOR FUCKS SAKE pretty much describe my professional life
Tom H.
Another quality product I love taking into work! Definitely eye-catching and a conversation starter! Thanks for making me feel cool!
David R.
Bought for a friend, created lots of laughs and smiles
John S.
One of my favorite items because it looks silly writing in crayon at work.
Miranda S.
I bought these for my boss as a birthday gift and she loved them!
Samantha G.
My local dispatcher coworkers love these pens.
Dana G.
I ordered one set to split between my husband and brother-in-law. Not only did they declare they wanted their own sets, but many of their coworkers are requesting them as well. Looks like I'll be ordering plenty!
Megan A.
Best gift for my friend ever! The sick pen is her all the way!
Michael F.
Great crayons & pens, and they make me giggle, total win!
Chris H.
The perfect pen to keep track of the chaos’ of life!
Robyn S.
Bought the pens for my mom and she thought they were great. She said that is the best gift she has had in a while.
Matthew P.
These fucking things are hilarious! I never truly understood the need for offensive office supplies until now. When are we going to see the full line of offensive shit to make our workdays slightly less homicidal?
Ann F.
Got this early as a stocking stuffer for my husband who works in an office. Can't wait to see the expression on his face when he sees he got pens for Christmas!
Jody B.
These are super lightweight, really colorful, and write surprisingly well for cheap pens. Only black ink, but good quality, so far. I like them.
I spread the wealth and passed them around to family... We all have a "fitting" personal pen.
Sheila R.
The sayings are so fitting! Plus, the pens fit well in the hand and write smoothly. Love them! (Ordered some for Christmas gifts as well. Will just need to remember where I’ve hidden them.)
Louis C.
Office life is boring and monotonous. You can’t tell people how stupid they actually are, and you can’t tell them to f*** off. Now, with the help of Offensive Pens, you can. They all chuckle at what they perceive to be a cute little novelty item, but you get the satisfaction of knowing that your true feelings are being heard; if only in jest. And maybe you’ll spark a friendship with a co-worker who is like-minded and is also, each day, inching closer to the sweet release of death.
Oh, they wrote nicely as well. As if that mattered.
Patty P.
Love the pens and the note on back of package is hilarious! Had to show the pack to a couple neighbors. I sent several crayon packs to my nephew in the past. love all your stuff!
Patricia G.
Really great pens that I am giving to a friend so she can use them in every faculty meeting.
Michale H.
this company never fails to drop great products
Tracy H.
My son loved these for his 20th birthday. Took him to one of the nicest restaurants in town and he opened these and laughed along with the rest of the family. I got him the crayons for Christmas and then saw these and thought these would be perfect for his new job at a bank. He is in college, but working full-time at a bank and maintaining all A's. I am so proud of him and these were a great addition to his other birthday gifts.
PETER L.
Mildly offensive and a tiny bit clever. Heh, just kidding. Very useful stuff!
Erica P.
Love this company just hilarious and so my sense of humor. It's just so appreciated that you guys exist and create what u do.
Karen M.
Seem to be decent quality pens, enjoyed the purchase and shared them with co-workers.
John C.
Top notch product, arrived on time, packaging and product are fantastic
Ben L.
They don’t suck as much as I thought they would. Pretty d@mn perfect
Elsa M.
I am appalled by the audacity Offensive Crayons has to even think they could ask me for a free review. I will not let this go.
Yes the pen works, whatever.
Kevin P.
Didn’t expect a whole lot out of novelty type pens, but they actually write very well and feel solid! And they’re fun to take to the office.
Tammy S.
These are great! Especially my favorite phrase ‘oh, for f$&@$ sake’
