Reya B.
Love the brand! Looks awesome on the wall and they are definitely a conversation piece
Matthew L.
Plan on giving a box to each of my Marine buddies for Christmas.
Clovia J.
Love the crayons. Now I'm looking for coloring books to accommodate them.
Donald W.
Purchased for a Friend. She'll love them.
Ruth R.
They are so funny! My kids want to use them but they don't understand why I say NO
Karen S.
I purchased these For a gift for someone. They have not been opened as of yet. The service
people were fantastic !!! I somehow had messed up my order and they helped to straighten it out very quickly. The only problem that l had, was that you sent it to the wrong address. I'm not driving at this time, so l had to get my daughter to take me to get my box of crayons.
The only suggestion that l have would be to add a few more air pillows to insure damage control. My crayon box has an indented bent corner on it, from moving around during transit and delivery. It needs to be stable.
Karen
Karen A.
Hilariously inappropriate. Great gift for my nephew (adult)!
Angela B.
Great joke gift for Father's Day
Joe G.
Very funny totally politically INCORRECT . A much needed respite in these crazy times
Maxwell F.
Completely useless product. 100% would buy again.
Noelle T.
Excellent ordering experience and the crayons are hysterical!
Grayson A.
I’m gonna get these for school And I’m 12
Con S.
It is amazing and hilarious!
Marnie N.
Hilarious crayons that are good quality! I love that some still have a sense of humor!
Joe R.
Mental hospital with With double Covid pneumonia they made me laugh I should be a color for this room in here over a week with no signs of getting out I will take a picture and submit later
Peyton b.
Loved it, super funny
Sam M.
Going to make my social worker friend both happy and extremely uncomfortable. It is the cheese to the offensive coloring book’s wine and I think they pair nicely.
Brandi S.
I'm so glad I found these! The color descriptions are hilarious. I'm going to buy a stash of these and adult coloring books to have on hand for gifts.
Jason R.
It's as if the Cards Against Humanity started making crayons. The crayons live up to their box's name: Offensive. And I love it!
Tiffany L.
Got these for my boss for a gift everyone thought they were hilarious! Super fast shipping too thank you so much!!
Kieran C.
I was extremely offended by them. Therefore, they did their job perfectly.
Tricia C.
These were a gift, and I love them! Hilarious! I can’t wait to color with my 6 year old niece. ❤️
Leslea M.
I bought these for a gag gift and my family absolutely loved them!! Thanks for the laughs!!
Tavi K.
Ordered two of these for Christmas gifts this year. They are hilarious!! I can't wait to give it away on Christmas. My favorite is the crayon "Privilege." Way to go on not catering to all the of the offended people in the world and, instead, celebrating freedom of speech!
Shaun O.
I can’t wait to give this as a gift. Thanks for getting it here so fast.
Aidan R.
I got these Crayons for my mom as a Christmas present and she loved them, I would give them 5 stars but it took them 2 weeks to get here.
Cory T.
Bought these as a gift for my boss. She loved them, so now I have blackmail material for HR.
Ty J.
one the best purchases i have ever made
Ryan W.
We bought these crayons for a USMC vet. He seemed to enjoy little blue pill blue crayon quite a bit
Crash J.
I now have the crayons, if not the patience, to explain it to them!
Bridget N.
Ordered these as a random gift for a co-worker friend--can't wait to give them to her! I will admit to reading all the color names before giving...laughed out loud at quite a few, HYSTERICAL!
Michael L.
Such a hit for the unwashed-heathens that we are! My mother stops everyone she meets and shows them! Such a great idea and yet the devil inside me wants to sneakily introduce them into a standard crayon box and leave at the public library!
High quality and genius-level comedy. The 'gray' color doesn't get a lot of laughs, but for a pretty decent reason. As Steve Martin said in the 70's, "Listen-- Comedy isn't pretty."
Daniel U.
One of the best gifts i got for my mates
McKenna V.
Super funny! Favourite colours included the grey and purple 10/10 I totally recommend this as a gift! My BFF loved it
Karen P.
Incredibly offensive and fast shipping too!
Linda M.
This is the second set I have purchased as a gift. I was a bit disappointed with the packaging. I am surprised they were not broken.I
Joan G.
Offensive doesn’t = funny
Hannah K.
I bought these for my brother, and he said he loved them!
Patricia C.
Gave it as a gift for end of school year fun.
Dennis J.
I have a difficult time offending people so every once in a while I take out one of those crayons and throw them at people. Seems to work and people REALLY are bummed out so it helped me a lot. Only downside is that I was out of ammunition after half a day so I'll have to reorder
Jacob H.
Bought them as a gag gift for my cousin. He ships off to basic next month for the USMC. Told him that he needs to take them with him. We laughed our ass off at some of the names.
Brian G.
I'm a army vet who's recent become acquainted with a marine vet about my age we would joke about him eating crayons and me licking windows until one day I finally said "im gunna show up with crayons one day and your not gunna be ready" that day finally came and he loved them as did i.
Scott R.
Bonus to customer service folks for accommodating a last-minute change of address—thanks!
Ben C.
Hilarious colours. Well worth the purchase!
Crash J.
I still no longer have the time, but now I DO have the crayons, to man-splain it.
Jill D.
These crayons make me want to color!
Dennis M.
Holy Shit Batman! These are freaking awesome. I laughed so hard I cried . I don't know what you were smoking when created These but I want some.
Leona J.
I would have shown a pic but I gave them to my daughter for her birthday and she already took them. She absolutely loves them!!! Can't wait to get the rest!
Andy S.
Love these and plan to order additional sets in the near future
Sam S.
these are hilarious! just the Auschwitz Ash threw me off a bit. The rest are hilarious! framing some
Dacia B.
Very funny and very much worth the money I spent
Sherri c.
Lots o fun for twelve bucks!
Barbara S.
Fantastic quality and customer service. A few broken crayons in my initial order/delivery. Emailed customer service and they shipped out a replacement box which arrived within days. Will purchase from this company again in the future.
Ayla F.
Crayons were completely new and unused. Shipped at the right time. I gave them to my brother as a Christmas gift and he loved them!
Lee Ann H.
One of the names is really offensive (the ash color one) but the other names are very funny
Luis A.
I purchased 3 boxes and the shipping company lost the packages.
I emailed your customer service and they sent another 3 boxes and made it a faster priority in shipping. Thank you so much for making everything right!
Jessica D.
Absolutely hilarious. Great to read color names out loud while enjoying alcoholic beverages with friends.
Great gift for crafty art peeps.
Karri N.
Wonderful service. Great product!
Brooke K.
Blushingly offensive, hilariously true!
Angela B.
The names are funny... But three of the crayons had the tips broken off when received...Also... They are probably just for decoration as the colors don't really come out on paper... But I did receive them quick so that was great.
Barbara J.
Had a blast reading the names for the colors. Can't wait to get into my coloring books now.
Laurie C.
My family got a good laugh at Christmas when I brought them out! They were absolutely dying reading the descriptions.
Filip S.
Dhl fucked the shipping time and it arived 2.5 weeks later but i love the crayons
Sarah R.
Honestly, I laughed so hard until the “Auschwitz Ash”. That one made me cringe in not a good way. Other than that, fantastic.
Dyana M.
Reliable shipping estimate and well made. We really got a good laugh out of these crayons.
Timothy J.
I sent them to a teacher and got his hopes up that they were a 'donation' of school supplies. He received the package and understood then how awful I am. He loved it. Great gift for the right person. Some of the most horrific crayon colors are not depicted.
David C.
Purchased as a Christmas gift for my wife and she loves them! Thanks!
Jeffrey L.
The pitiful recipients had their despicable feeble minds destroyed by these awesomely offensive coloring sticks. Fortunately these are crayons, the highest form of writing utensils they are capable of using.
Customer
Gifted this to my friend for Christmas! She absolutely loved it :) what a great idea
Theresa Z.
It was a gift for people with a very dark sense of humor. Absolute perfect.
Package is nice and the delivery was fast af.
Thank you!
Jackie M.
My daughters loved them. It was the highlight of Christmas morning listening to them laugh at the color names as they each took a turn reading them out loud to us.
Ashley B.
Bought these as an Xmas present. My son absolutely loves them. The phrases are hysterical. Definitely a must buy. I plan on buying the various other editions!
Jacque J.
Love your products! They went into a lot of gifts this year! Thank you so much for being awesome!
Emily G.
I love these crayons there my favorite there so mean and I love that they crayons
Xavier B.
Very funny and a good gift
Sydney D.
This is going to be the gift that wins Christmas between me and my boyfriend. They are even better in person than the pictures online. The “miscarriage maroon” crayon didn’t have a point on it, but it doesn’t make any difference since he’s never going to actually use them. The product and packaging are both great quality!
Nejc J.
Very offensive, just as expected
Matthew W.
Love the crayons, they arrived too late for me to give as gifts this year.
Ashley L.
I bought them as a gift but ended up keeping one for myself! My jaw dropped while reading these, soooo funny!!
Mike K.
Your crayons were the perfect gift for our Krampus gift bags we leave out for our older children. Perfectly inappropriate.
Andrea P.
I bought these as a gift I just know they are going to love them
Alexandra G.
My ordered had gotten lost in transit and their customer service was quick and helpful to send another. Funny product and great customer service. :)
Hugo M.
Good quality but try to make them bigger
Taylor R.
Great and super funny
Nikki P.
Best. Crayons. EVER.
Nick B.
Make a great gift and are hilarious!
Sanzana Z.
Banned from Amazon, you say? Interest piqued. Proceed to Checkout.
Alan G.
I am so lucky to get them on sale! Usually they go for 10k
Julie J.
I love these crayons!!! They are so pigmented and better than crayola!!!!1 my 3 year old loves them! My local 5 year old bought a pack and brought them to school! im a teacher so i was amazed!!!! I think you should buy them orange was my favorite colour . I also bought the porn pack for my husband his boss likes them!!!