They told me to Get All Five Editions, and I obeyed cause I'm a good girl. I think these crayons would be GWAR-approved. All we need now is a Canadian edition, featuring "Jane and Finch Yellow," "Opium Remembrance Poppy Red," "John A. McDonald Violet," "American Pharmaceutical Rat Maze Disguised As Free Healthcare, Green," "Jerry Cantrell says 'No chick is gonna fuck you to a rush song. Definitely not up the ass,' Brown" and "British Royal Ass-Kisser Blue."
I LOvE these so much! I gave them to my friends as a gift and they loved them! Especially the porn pack-that one was the best out of all 5
I found these by chance and couldn’t pass them up. They took a while to get here but got here nonetheless. The colors and comments on the boxes are gut splitting hilarious. I’ve placed these in our conference room and my desk for clients and coworkers to use when they need to write something down or scribble ideas.
What an absolute pile of shit (love it!)
My sense of humour can be described as irreverent! My friends as well. These crayons sum up how I feel in the most succinct way.
Go ahead an buy em.....you know you WANNA
These crayons are amazing and the names are hilarious. Perfect thing for adults who color or just a funny gag gift
Everyone loved them especially the men’s league in bowling!
They're crayons&they're offensive, what more do you want?
Love them all!
Great gag gift. I laughed so hard.
Best crayons I've ever owned.
All deliverd - thank you.
The crayons came well packaged. (Great for re wrapping for gift), the shipping was fast (came 2 days early) and the prices were fair. Good quality, fun saying.
I have bought these crayons several times in the past. They make great gifts for little children
A perfect gift for the big kid that needed a good laugh
Greatest box of crayons I've gotten!
Love the crayons. One box was open and one of the crayons broke in transit. Have not opened all the boxes as this was going to be a gift for a friend. Shipping could be a little bit better... maybe this is why it was opened and one was broken. They were shipped in a bag and not really cushioned. Should of been in a box with some bubble wrap and peanuts. I guess I will open the other boxes to see what is up with them to make sure they are not broken in other boxes.
They are awesome
Great customer service and I love the crayons, I got a box of each and it is so fun to go though them and have a laugh. I also use them for my adult coloring books. It's so funny.
These are hilarious! I've given them to a couple friends as gifts. They are a riot and a total pick me up for anyone feeling down!
The crayons are HILARIOUS to read, while being a social commentary on the state of the nation and world at large.
Absolutely funny from pack to pack. Each one had me giggling or needing my inhaler. The one pack came in with a lot of broken tips.
Love them! My friends think I’m insane when I tell them the colour I’m using
I fucking love Offensive Crayons! When you offered a butt plug for the first 50 buyers I laughed my ass off! From White Privilege to Toxic Masculinity Taupe, the colors are phenomenal! Keep em coming!
These are pretty dang great. We all got a good chuckle out of them, and they were a great addition to some fun adult coloring book gifts, to those with a good sense of humor.
Bought these for my Marine son and he absolutely loved everyone of them.
They fucking suck. Good job!
Love em! Arrived nice & secure & funny as hell. Super great!
Bought for my adult son for Xmas gift. Loved it. Shared with his weirdo nerd coworkers. All thought hysterical.
Very happy with the product and the shipping time.
So I originally order the full set because I wanted the Patriotic set and ended up loving all the set especially some of the names given to the colors
Hysterical rude hilarity in one box! I bought all 5, 5 of us opened a different box, yelling out the names of the crayons and crying! These are just. Too. Funny!! Fuck P. C. Buy them all!!
These crayons are absolutely hilarious! I got them as a gag gif for a family member. Unfortunately, due to the way the crayons were shipped, one of the boxes broke open, and a couple of crayons from that package were broken. Other than that, I'm completely satisfied with this purchase!
They made me laugh so I bought for a second time! Perfect stocking stuffer
These are hilarious and perfect for stocking stuffers for men with a sick sense of humor! My dad and brother-in-law are going to love these!