Name: Offensive Colored Pencils
Brand: Offensive Crayons
SKU: OCPMV2
Price: 18.5 USD
Availability: InStock

Offensive Colored Pencils - Offensive Crayons

Style

Mouth Vomit

Cocaine

Price

SET OF 48 COLORED PENCILS - Pre-sharpened for better stabbing...or coloring. We're not liable with what you do with them. Built-in sharpener included.
COLOR NAMES YOU WON'T FIND ELSEWHERE- Blue Waffle, Barely Legal Lime, Mentally Ill Mango, Back to the Fuchsia...and more ridiculous colors you won't believe some factory allowed us to print. Same colors in each box.
CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE BOX- Only 2,500 Units available of each. Grab your favorite just in case we don't reprint it! (Same colors in each box)
100% Satisfaction Guarantee - That they're actually colored pencils, and not anything else. Functional, sexy, and some would say the best gift you'll ever give someone outside of Plan B.

Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Colored Pencils are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.

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