• You can be replaced
• It will probably get worse
• Failure is always an option
• You're going to fuck it up at some point
• Dream big then settle

• That's Not My Job
• Per My Last Email
• I'm Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow
• This Meeting Could Have Been An Email
• Oh, For Fucks Sake
  

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