A SNARKY WINE GIFT BAG: A single kraft paper bag with a sturdy handle. Perfect for wrapping wine, liquor, or champagne—because gift boxes are overrated, and bows are for try-hards.
VERSATILE DESIGN FOR EVERY "SPECIAL" OCCASION: The sarcastic quote works for birthdays, weddings, holidays, or just because you forgot to plan ahead and grabbed a bottle of wine last minute.
DURABLE AND ECO-FRIENDLY: Made from sturdy kraft paper with reinforced handles, so it won’t fall apart before they rip it open. Bonus: you’ll look like you care about the planet.
JUST THE RIGHT SIZE: At 8 x 11 x 4 inches, it fits most wine and liquor bottles without unnecessary frills. No one’s judging the size of your gift—probably.
