Durable metal clip
smooth black ink
colorful and hilarious
light weight
Clicking Thing
What Makes Our Demotivational Pens Perfect
What Makes Our Cat People Pens Perfect
Great gift for those you love [and hate]
The perfect gag gift for friends, family, recent divorcees, spouses, plumbers, or any millenial with self-depricating humor.
they exist
5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the sh*t out of your co-workers if you won't stop pressing it.
Clean
Have a sealed tip when retracted, which helps prevent ink from leaking, or staining your pockets.
long-lasting
Designed with sturdy materials to withstand frequent use. The longer they last, the more you'll be reminded that you're just another cog in late stage capitalism.