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PRE-ORDER Cat People Pens - Offensive Crayons
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PRE-ORDER Cat People Pens - Offensive Crayons
PRE-ORDER Cat People Pens - Offensive Crayons
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PRE-ORDER Cat People Pens - Offensive Crayons
Cat People Pens

Cat People Pens

$12.00

We guarantee the product is the same as the image

You're already nilhilistic with your future, or you haven't taken your antidepressants yet. Regardless, this is the pen set equivalent of throwing a toaster into a bathtub and forgetting to plug it in. 

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cat approved

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smooth black ink

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puur-fect grip

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light weight

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Clicking Thing

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Cat Approved
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smooth black ink

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Purr-fect grip
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light weight

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Clicking Thing

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What Makes Our Cat Pens a 
Meow-sterpiece

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The Ultimate Cat-itude Accessory

Show off your dedication to your feline overlords. Perfect for signing vet bills, your will leaving everything to Mr. Whiskers, or just jotting down which fancy cat food your furball snubbed this week.

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Combat Dog People Propaganda

Use these pens to write condolences to dog owners still bound by leashes. "Sorry for your lack of independence, must be hard needing constant approval from your pet."

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Cats > People 

These pens say what you're thinking: "I'd rather be scooping litter than enduring this conversation."

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Purr-fect Presents

Perfect for that friend who claims they're not a crazy cat person yet. Give it time.

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