• I work hard so my dog can have nice things
• Sorry I can't. I have plans with my dog
• I was told there would be dogs
• I like big mutts and I cannot lie
• Tell your dog I said hi

Considering sending an S.O.S. from your painfully dull office Secret Santa? Dog Pens are the adult gag gift for those who've given up expecting anything more than a mediocre prank. Finally, a funny gift that's actually hilarious, tailor-made for white elephant events that usually miss the mark. Because if you can't teach an old dog new tricks, at least you can make the joke bite back.