Name: Massive Dildo Wrapping Paper
Brand: Printify
SKU: 32845398510512373166
Price: 15.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Massive Dildo Wrapping Paper - Offensive Crayons

Size

28" x 79"

28" x 39"

Paper

Satin

Price

It doesn't have to be an actual dildo (although, bonus points to you if you do pack a massive slong in this wrapping paper).
Make your mother in law slighly uncomfortable as she sees this packing heat under the Christmas tree.

.: 95gsm premium satin finish paper
.: Available in two different sizes
.: Sustainably sourced from recycled dildos

	28" x 39"	28" x 79"
Width, in	27.56	27.56
Length, in	39.37	78.74

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