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Free Sarcasm With Every Complaint
For those moments when "Because I said so" needs to be underlined thrice. The perfect tool for signing permission slips or crafting a grocery list amidst the delightful chaos of your mini-me's latest "art" project.
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Children are exhausting. Remind the people in your life who are parents why it's so exciting with classic phrases they likely muttered in the last week. Phrases include:
Toddler approved
smooth black ink
Matches your Energy
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Clicking Thing
For signing permission slips or jotting down "why my toddler cried today" notes. Because every parent deserves a medal, or at least a great pen.
Ideal for jotting down peace treaties like, "Two more bites, then you can have dessert." Remember, you're the boss. Sort of.
Engineered to last through every "Why?" phase. Yes, every single one of them.
Because sometimes, writing down your thoughts is the only break you get all day.