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Pot Pens

Pot Pens

$12.00

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For all your "elevated" thoughts that seem revolutionary until you forget them – here are the pot pens. They're the perfect way to note down those half-baked ideas or grocery runs, minus the actual high.

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Stoner Approved

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smooth black ink

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Joint-Friendly Grip

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light weight

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Clicking Thing

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smooth black ink

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Purr-fect grip
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light weight

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Clicking Thing

Chronic-ally Funny Pot Pens

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Creative Spark

Great for those sudden bursts of inspiration or deep philosophical musings.

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Not-So-Hazy Lines

Clear and crisp writing, even if your thoughts are a bit cloudy. 

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Memory Booster

For when you think, 'We gotta write this down' because you might not remember it later. These pens are here to save the day.

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High-Quality Ink for Your Higher thoughts

Smooth writing for every 'It's for medicinal purposes' excuse. Whether it's a doctor's note or your secret cookie recipe, we've got you covered.

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