Name: "Suck On This" Straw (individual units)
Brand: Offensive Crayons
SKU: SOTBlack
Price: 9.0 USD
Availability: InStock

"Suck On This" Straw (individual units) - Offensive Crayons

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The perfect metal straw to suck on.

Cases come in 5 different colors: black, red, green, silver, blue.
(You get whatever color(s) you purchase, not all 5)
Includes: extendable metal straw, extendable brush, metal case, carabiner, a box we worked really hard on.
The perfect travel straw for any given situation: night out on the town, camping, repasts, virtue signaling, living in California, etc.
Save zero turtles with every purchase.

Shipping calculated at checkout.

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