Name: "Your Kid Will Probably Break This" Wrapping Paper
Brand: Printify
SKU: 26309632182421575797
Price: 15.99 USD
Availability: InStock

"Your Kid Will Probably Break This" Wrapping Paper - Offensive Crayons

Size

28" x 79"

28" x 39"

Paper

Satin

Price

Did you buy a something fragile and expensive? Were you naive enough to think a three year old should be within 100 feet of an Ipad or anything with a glass screen? Remind your friends and family that whatever you wrapped, it stands no chance of survival around a kid.

.: 95gsm premium satin finish paper
.: Available in two different sizes
.: Kids will destroy this paper, just like the gift wrapped under it
.: Red, like your anger after the inevitable happens.

	28" x 39"	28" x 79"
Width, in	27.56	27.56
Length, in	39.37	78.74

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