Durable metal clip
smooth black ink
colorful and hilarious
light weight
Clicking Thing
What Makes Our Demotivational Pens Perfect
Great gift for those you love [and hate]
The perfect gag gift for friends, family, recent divorcees, spouses, plumbers, or any millenial with self-depricating humor.
they exist
5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the sh*t out of your co-workers if you won't stop pressing it.
Clean
Have a sealed tip when retracted, which helps prevent ink from leaking, or staining your pockets.
long-lasting
Designed with sturdy materials to withstand frequent use. The longer they last, the more you'll be reminded that you're just another cog in late stage capitalism.