5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers if you won't stop pressing it.
Phrases include:
That's Not My Job
Per My Last Email
I'm Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow
This Meeting Could Have Been An Email
Oh, For Fucks Sake
Think your office Secret Santa is as dry as office coffee? Offensive Pens are the adult gag gift that finally graduates from joke school. Perfect as a funny gift for white elephant events that need a real prank, because humor—like novelty—should be hilarious, not harmless."