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Parenting Pens

$12.00 USD

Children are exhausting. Remind the people in your life who are parents why it's so exciting with classic phrases they likely muttered in the last week. 

Phrases include: 
  • I'll give you something to cry about
  • Because I said so
  • Go the f*ck to sleep
  • I will turn this car around
  • Don't make me count to three
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