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PRE-ORDER Dog People Pens - Offensive Crayons
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PRE-ORDER Dog People Pens - Offensive Crayons
PRE-ORDER Dog People Pens - Offensive Crayons
PRE-ORDER Dog People Pens - Offensive Crayons
Dog People Pens

Dog People Pens

$12.00

We guarantee the product is the same as the image

You're already nilhilistic with your future, or you haven't taken your antidepressants yet. Regardless, this is the pen set equivalent of throwing a toaster into a bathtub and forgetting to plug it in. 

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dog approved

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Doodle like a Poodle

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For human paws

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light weight

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Clicking Thing

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Cat Approved
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smooth black ink

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Purr-fect grip
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light weight

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Clicking Thing

The Dog Pens are a Howling Success

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Leader of the Pack Writing Tools

Ideal for signing up for doggy daycare or drafting your pup's birthday party invitations. Perfect for those who understand that 'walkies' is the most important meeting of the day.

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Loyal as Your Four-Legged Friend

A pen that’s as reliable and trustworthy as your dog waiting by the door. Never lets you down, especially when inspiration strikes.

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Dogs > Everything

These pens boldly declare, "I'd rather be throwing a ball at the park than sitting in this office." For those who know that every conference room would be improved with a dog.

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The perfect surprise for those in denial about being dog-obsessed. It’s not just a pen, it’s a declaration: “Yes, I do need to see pictures of every dog I meet.”

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