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For those moments when "Because I said so" needs to be underlined thrice. The perfect tool for signing permission slips or crafting a grocery list amidst the delightful chaos of your mini-me's latest "art" project.
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Feel like parenting has turned your wit into diaper jokes? Parenting Pens are the adult gag gift designed to restore your sense of humor. Perfect for white elephant exchanges or a Secret Santa at the office where parenting woes are the real prank. Finally, a funny gift that’s as hilarious as you once were, pre-kids.
Toddler approved
smooth black ink
Matches your Energy
light weight
Clicking Thing
For signing permission slips or jotting down "why my toddler cried today" notes. Because every parent deserves a medal, or at least a great pen.
Ideal for jotting down peace treaties like, "Two more bites, then you can have dessert." Remember, you're the boss. Sort of.
Engineered to last through every "Why?" phase. Yes, every single one of them.
Because sometimes, writing down your thoughts is the only break you get all day.