Funny pens with sarcastic phrases for parents

Parenting Pens, 10 pc

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10 units of Parenting Pens!

Tired of the same old pens? Try these funny pens designed for parents. Each pen features sarcastic phrases that parents can relate to. Perfect for adding a little humor to daily tasks like work or school.

Whether you're writing notes or sending emails, these sarcastic pens will make you smile. They also make the ideal gift for any parent who could use a laugh.

 If you're looking for a unique gift pen, these will surely stand out. With 10 pens per pack, you can keep one for yourself or share the fun with friends. Give the gift of humor to someone who needs it today.

Phrases include: 

  • I'll give you something to cry about
  • Because I said so
  • Go the f*ck to sleep
  • I will turn this car around
  • Don't make me count to three
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Toddler approved

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smooth black ink

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Matches your Energy

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light weight

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Clicking Thing

The Ultimate 'Because I Said So' Writing Arsenal

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"Survived Another Playdate"

For signing permission slips or jotting down "why my toddler cried today" notes. Because every parent deserves a medal, or at least a great pen.

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Negotiation Notepad

Ideal for jotting down peace treaties like, "Two more bites, then you can have dessert." Remember, you're the boss. Sort of.

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Patience-Testing Proof

Engineered to last through every "Why?" phase. Yes, every single one of them.

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Mom's/Dad's Sanity Saver

Because sometimes, writing down your thoughts is the only break you get all day.

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