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Demotivational Pens (PRE-ORDER)

$11.50 USD

You're already nilhilistic with your future, or you haven't taken your antidepressants yet. Regardless, this is the pen set equivalent of throwing a toaster into a bathtub and forgetting to plug it in. 

Phrases include: 
  • You can be replaced
  • It will probably get worse
  • Failure is always an option
  • You're going to fuck it up at some point
  • Dream big then settle

SHIPS EARLY NOVEMBER

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