You're already nilhilistic with your future, or you haven't taken your antidepressants yet. Regardless, this is the pen set equivalent of throwing a toaster into a bathtub and forgetting to plug it in.
You can be replaced
It will probably get worse
Failure is always an option
You're going to fuck it up at some point
Dream big then settle
Think your office Secret Santa is as dry as office coffee? Demotivational Pens are the adult gag gift that finally graduates from joke school. Perfect as a funny gift for white elephant events that need a real prank, because humor—like novelty—should be hilarious, not harmless."