You're already nilhilistic with your future, or you haven't taken your antidepressants yet. Regardless, this is the pen set equivalent of throwing a toaster into a bathtub and forgetting to plug it in. 

Phrases include: 

• You can be replaced
• It will probably get worse
• Failure is always an option
• You're going to fuck it up at some point
• Dream big then settle

Think your office Secret Santa is as dry as office coffee? Demotivational Pens are the adult gag gift that finally graduates from joke school. Perfect as a funny gift for white elephant events that need a real prank, because humor—like novelty—should be hilarious, not harmless."