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Pen Bundle Pack! - Offensive Crayons
Pen Bundle Pack! - Offensive Crayons
Pen Bundle Pack! - Offensive Crayons
Pen Bundle Pack! - Offensive Crayons
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Pen Bundle Pack! - Offensive Crayons
Pen Bundle Pack! (BACKORDER) - Offensive Crayons
Pen Bundle Pack! - Offensive Crayons
Pen Bundle Pack! - Offensive Crayons
Pen Bundle Pack! - Offensive Crayons
Pen Bundle Pack! - Offensive Crayons
Pen Bundle Pack!

Pen Bundle Pack!

$19.99

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You're already nilhilistic with your future, or you haven't taken your antidepressants yet. Regardless, this is the pen set equivalent of throwing a toaster into a bathtub and forgetting to plug it in. 

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Durable metal clip

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smooth black ink

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colorful and hilarious

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light weight

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Clicking Thing

What Makes Our Demotivational Pens Perfect

    What Makes Our Pen Bundle Pack Perfect
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Great gift for those you love [and hate]

The perfect gag gift for friends, family, recent divorcees, spouses, plumbers, or any millenial with self-depricating humor.

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they exist

5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the sh*t out of your co-workers if you won't stop pressing it.

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Clean

Have a sealed tip when retracted, which helps prevent ink from leaking, or staining your pockets.

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long-lasting

Designed with sturdy materials to withstand frequent use. The longer they last, the more you'll be reminded that you're just another cog in late stage capitalism.

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