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Parenting Pens

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For those moments when "Because I said so" needs to be underlined thrice. The perfect tool for signing permission slips or crafting a grocery list amidst the delightful chaos of your mini-me's latest "art" project.

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Toddler approved

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smooth black ink

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Matches your Energy

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light weight

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Clicking Thing

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Cat Approved
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Purr-fect grip
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light weight

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Clicking Thing

The Ultimate 'Because I Said So' Writing Arsenal

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"Survived Another Playdate"

For signing permission slips or jotting down "why my toddler cried today" notes. Because every parent deserves a medal, or at least a great pen.

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Negotiation Notepad

Ideal for jotting down peace treaties like, "Two more bites, then you can have dessert." Remember, you're the boss. Sort of.

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Patience-Testing Proof

Engineered to last through every "Why?" phase. Yes, every single one of them.

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Mom's/Dad's Sanity Saver

Because sometimes, writing down your thoughts is the only break you get all day.

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