These are pens. They have funny sayings on them. Those sayings are funny and of a theme. I'm not sure which product I'm reviewing but the theme is either dog people or cat people. (I bought both kinds.) These are a birthday gift for my wife and she was vefy happily surprised.
The email I got that begged for this review is very obviously uncustomized boilerplate. It bears none of the well crafted sarcasm that spangles all over most of the OffensiveCrayons marketing materials. I am unhappy about that. Both this careless adoption of a reviewbegging service, and OffensiveCrayons recent branching out into pens and other noncrayon products, make me worry that they are trying too hard to grow too big too fast. Be careful, loves.
You pens suck harder than a whore on Valentine's Day!