Parenting Pens

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Parents are often tired, but they also have a great sense of humor. These Parenting Pens bring humor into daily life with phrases that every parent has likely said recently. Each pen is a fun reminder of the challenges and joys of parenting.

Perfect as a gift for any parent who needs a laugh, these pens offer witty messages that add a playful twist to their everyday tasks. Whether for work, home, or a parent’s office, these pens are a lighthearted conversation starter.

Looking for a unique gift? Parenting Pens combine humor and practicality. Give the gift of laughter with these sarcastic pens, ideal for parents who appreciate a good joke.

Phrases include: 

  • I'll give you something to cry about
  • Because I said so
  • Go the f*ck to sleep
  • I will turn this car around
  • Don't make me count to three
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Toddler approved

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The Ultimate 'Because I Said So' Writing Arsenal

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"Survived Another Playdate"

For signing permission slips or jotting down "why my toddler cried today" notes. Because every parent deserves a medal, or at least a great pen.

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Negotiation Notepad

Ideal for jotting down peace treaties like, "Two more bites, then you can have dessert." Remember, you're the boss. Sort of.

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Patience-Testing Proof

Engineered to last through every "Why?" phase. Yes, every single one of them.

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Mom's/Dad's Sanity Saver

Because sometimes, writing down your thoughts is the only break you get all day.

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